got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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