What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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