what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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