I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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