He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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