with your own penis?
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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