Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Randomize
