If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
ttyl tear gas
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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