Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
