It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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