I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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