I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
we're making bets on your personal life
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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