he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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