So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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