I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
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