I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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