2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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