idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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