i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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