this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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