When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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