two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
