what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The ass gains better be worth it
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
