I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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