Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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