do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
how does that bad decision feel?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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