idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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