i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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