Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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