She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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