the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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