her vagine was all disorganized.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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