one might say we're banned from that church
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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