Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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