I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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