my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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