why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
