Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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