i barfeds in our rink
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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