Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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