their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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