Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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