i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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