Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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