This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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