Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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