Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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