hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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