I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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