What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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