You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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