Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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