is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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