I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We were destined to go to rehab together
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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