My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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