they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
