And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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